Penc

when two people fit so far apart but go so oddly well

"yo dude evie and zack are soooo penc

by baddiebddieboobear April 8, 2022

pence

A small piece of lying fecal matter that appears around a talking sphincter at certain times.

I need to wipe better that pence is staining my underwear.

by Voter20 September 25, 2020

Pencing

The act of fencing something off with plexiglass. Specifically to prevent the spread of disease. Named after Mike Pence, so likely to have COVID after spending time with trump that they had to erect a plexiglass shield during the debates to prevent him from getting other people sick. Pence is the head of trump's COVID task force.

"Oh, shit, she got the COVID? Dayum, we better start pencing her off from everybody else!"
"If they're not pencing that salad bar off then we better not eat at it!"

by mycooper October 25, 2020

Feet are shaped like a 50 pence piece

Used to describe a football player whose passes or shots go anywhere other than intended.

Insinuates that the player's feet at shaped like a seven-sided coin used in the UK, adding a random directional factor to any strike of the ball.

Darwin Nunez has fucked up that chance again. His feet are shaped like a 50 pence piece!

by KloppOut January 12, 2023

Pencing

When you walk out of a big event to make a statement.

Mike was upset at being dissed, so he did some Pencing.

by sesmith70 October 9, 2017

Pence

The act of overtly and obnoxiously fawning by a known sycophant

One who indiscriminately endeavors, however pathetic or immoral the course, to gain the approval of the person or institution they admire

A traitor lacking courage

He had a chance to stand by democracy and save his own skin, but he chose to grovel and penced it up.

He's going to tie his family's reputation forever with the traitors' cause he's all about that pence.

He sucked Trump's toes during the coup attempt cause he was a total pence

by PenceIsAHo January 12, 2021

pound pence

And after all, a glorious, Aaron because up, but you know well, Oct red, full steam ahead, but still no water, but cold water isn't, vodamose, but you want to have a saloo, nice man, sit over there, Marium, how are you, Caroline juice, Caroline Benjamin, Karen chicken fondant, too polite, dinky, f***, Lauren close, I love spending time with you, Ellen, wrong boiled eggs, these look runny Ellen mother, Jade are you a mother, I am, for f*** sake, Amy milk, Amy glasses, Oct caddle, Ninja Air Fryer, max crisp, Ava Cody, what, Caroline rub, light switch, Noreen go, Ann Sweeney, trapped butterfly, Sheena, working hands, telly.

I watched pound pence on telly.

by Debskelly1985 July 18, 2023