Feet are shaped like a 50 pence piece

Used to describe a football player whose passes or shots go anywhere other than intended.

Insinuates that the player's feet at shaped like a seven-sided coin used in the UK, adding a random directional factor to any strike of the ball.

Darwin Nunez has fucked up that chance again. His feet are shaped like a 50 pence piece!

by KloppOut January 12, 2023

pence

A small piece of lying fecal matter that appears around a talking sphincter at certain times.

I need to wipe better that pence is staining my underwear.

by Voter20 September 25, 2020

cj pence

the word or words used to described rounding up cattle.
most commonly used to describe a feedlot or a pasture full of fresh green holsteins.

"im going to cj pence that cow"

by kilkilghi December 1, 2009

pencs

Adjetivo usado para definir alguém que está em um período pré-suicídio. Normalmente usado por Senzalianos

Galacstec está meio pencs ultimamente, acho que é por causa da Yume

by penisgrande January 2, 2019

Pence you

To threaten to end someone who refuses to conspire with your evil, illegal scheme.

I’m going to Pence you unless you bury this body.

It would be a Shame if someone Penced you because you didn’t deliver this package.

by Red Kitty Kyle November 23, 2024

Pence

The act of taking a shit.

I have to pence.

I penced this morning.

I’m pencing right now.

by Skid mark 11 August 25, 2020

pences

An Unusually Large Gathering Of Pencils

Joe thats a large bundle of Pences! Where did you get it?

by TheMightyRaccoon March 12, 2018