PeeButt Butter

That last foamy, slimy, sticky blot of juicy shit around the dirt hole that smears on toilet paper after an unforgiving explosive bout of liquid diarrhea.

I had to wash my hands when the peebutt butter went through the toilet paper...as usual.

by RatchetRoyce November 10, 2017

pezunt

Someone who was beat to death with a book.

You’re such a pezunt Harrison, You’ve been hit so many times by books, dumbass.

by Pezunts January 13, 2018

PEEQUENCY

Frequency of urination

This drug is for bladder control, Mrs Smith. What is your PEEQUENCY?

by Claudia Hoarfrost June 14, 2018

Peezing

Peeing & sneezing at same time

I sneezed & peed my pants at same time; Peezing

by Aunty whai February 4, 2019

peezers

Tweezers used to pluck hair located at the genitals.

Yo dude, gotta go get some new peezers. Dropped my last ones in the toilet and I still need to pluck my pubes.
Alright dude, let's go to Walgreens and get some.

by MathO24 February 27, 2020

peesus

Like Reese’s pieces but peas and Communion bread

I want peesus for Easter

by Youcantspellmynameright May 6, 2020

peevus

Penis but a retarded way of saying it.

Wow you suck large peevus

by TristanFfr November 12, 2020