tiny little pecker

a small ass dick

That boy had a tiny little pecker.

by I_AM_BACK_BITCH March 25, 2004

Peckercillin

The cure for all female (and in some occasions male) horniness!

Girl:I need meh peckercillin!NOW!
Boy:I got it right here!*whipps out dick*
Girl:Yay!

by Awsome person! February 17, 2010

Peckerclamps

A name referring to the hands of a guy unwilling to work like a man and is in general a lazy whining sap

"Get those peckerclamps on that shovel and dig goddamit!"

" If he would use those hands for something other than pulling his pud, he might make something out of himself "

by incider November 3, 2011

Pecker shits

This is for when you take a piss and it smells awful, or resembles a smell of you shitting from your pecker

"Man that was a good piss"
"Dude what the hell, you have pecker shits turn the fan on!"
"My bad bro"

by birdmanswag November 17, 2014

Peckerdo

The male equivalent of a tittydo. When a man's gut sticks out further than his penis do.

Did you see that fat guy over there? He totally has a peckerdo.

by thisisfuckedup October 10, 2020

Dead pecker bench

The long wooden bench outside of a country store in the south. Where old men gather.

Grandpa and all his buddies were sittin on the dead pecker bench talking about the war.

by soapdonkey April 18, 2015

pecker-snot

cum, jism, man-milk, goo, wad

He exploded sending his pecker-snot all over her face

by todd Gack December 22, 2004