Write a Paper

Code word for masturbation for college students. Usually an excuse to stay in your room undisturbed for long periods of time.

I gotta go write a paper, see you in a couple hours.

by South Hall February 20, 2009

paper hanger

a person who makes a profession of passing worthless or fraudulent checks.

joey used to be a paper hanger but now he's a convict.

by padlok February 4, 2009

paper mario

A game that I will never get bored of, for some reason, the best game that was ever for N64.

I have beaten paper mario four times :(

by Schnauzer May 2, 2005

Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock

Scissors cuts paper; Paper covers rock; Rock crushes lizard; Lizard poisons Spock; Spock smashes scissors; Scissors decapitates lizard; Lizard eats paper; Paper disproves Spock; Spock vaporizes rock; And as it always has- Rock crushes scissors.

During a demanding game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock, Arnold snarled, "DAMN IT! Somebody is going to have to choose something other than Spock for this to work!"

by thesquidge July 19, 2009

toilet paper

Primarily used to wipe someone's immediate sphincter area. Nowadays used to wipe various unwanted liquid or viscid substances.
Also, like all varieties of paper, one can write stories on.

1. Use the toiletpaper this time son. You smell bad.

2. Oh my God, I've run out of paper and I will lose my train of thought. I better use some toiletpaper.

by toiletpaperstories August 12, 2005

Pacer Test

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

I did the Pacer Test yesterday!

Pacer Test

by Jenast May 14, 2016

Panzerfever

xbox live player who is decent but thinks he/she is the best just because they have over 10 days played.

Wow.. look at that panzerfever

by dsmwutang August 29, 2010