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patriot poser 

Grier, what did I tell you about those sideburns? Take them off or have somebody show you how to shave! You're a patriot poser, not a patriot.
patriot poser by Solid Mantis December 12, 2018

patriot, the

A sexual act whereby the male recieves a blowjob while standing and the female kneeling on the floor. The male then ejaculates on the females face and quickly punches her in the nose, drawing blood. The red (blood), white (semen), and blue (bruised nose) represent the colors of the flag and give the patriot its name. It is customary, after ejaculation, for the male to stand at attention, salute, execute an about-face, and walk out of the room.
My girlfriend likes getting the patriot every Friday night.
patriot, the by deep eyes January 21, 2005

patriot racists 

A term used to describe and convey the insidious presence and powerful after-effects of the otherization mindset used to effectively train military personnel.
The Capitol Insurrectionists are comprised of many vets who are the patriot racists whose childhood immersion in various levels of white supremacy coupled with the 45th POTUS’s selfish vitriol effortlessly transformed them into traitors who violently attacked our democracy and turned them into deadly criminals.
patriot racists by Dr Bunnygirl February 10, 2021

patriot sauce

A milky condiment popular among Americans, primarily used to further enhance the flavor of greasy, processed foods. Also referred to as ranch dressing.
'Bout to polish off this pizza crust by dipping it in some patriot sauce.

Can I have a side of patriot sauce for this here corndog?
patriot sauce by Rafufu September 19, 2016

Patriot Card 

Card used to justify immoral and/or illogical behavior under the guides that not doing so would be "Unpatriotic". Most commonly used by Americans.
I was trying to explain to Jaxxon that supporting the Iraq war is dumb and he pulled the Patriot Card on me.
Patriot Card by Bobthedobhob April 14, 2019

Patriot Dish 

Like Petrie Dish but instead of a glass instrument, a Patriot dish is a large gathering under political reasonings during a global pandemic; by which much like a Petrie dish a contagion is allowed to prosper.
They aren't requiring any safety precautions

at that Republican rally in Tulsa Oklahoma tomorrow , so many people are gonna die from that Patriot dish.