The act of vomiting at completely inconvenient times. May come while roaming a visitors college campus, or in a car on the way to a baseball game while riding in the middle of the backseat.
Luke: "Dude, you guys are late!"
Danny: "Sorry man, we had to stop, Rick was pattoning in the car."
Kyle: "Did you see the guy with the long hair? He was pattoning while he was walking on campus!"
Danny: "Sorry man, we had to stop, Rick was pattoning in the car."
Kyle: "Did you see the guy with the long hair? He was pattoning while he was walking on campus!"
by Dave Bishop June 17, 2011
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Get the cutie patootie mug.Mike: "Hey I heard you and Reinaldo went hard in the fucking paint this weekend?"
Alex: "Bro fosho, we went patroning every night... we got fucking shmacked!"
Reinaldo: "Yeah man it was raw as fuck!"
Mike: "WTF why did I have to work this weekend?!?!"
Reinaldo: "You obnoxious fuck"
Alex: "Bro fosho, we went patroning every night... we got fucking shmacked!"
Reinaldo: "Yeah man it was raw as fuck!"
Mike: "WTF why did I have to work this weekend?!?!"
Reinaldo: "You obnoxious fuck"
by laxbro18 January 26, 2012
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Get the Paton mug.What we drankin? That patron. Keep the bottle poppin all night long. What we somke? That kush. Predidential shit. George Bush
by G-Reg B. May 17, 2006
Get the patron mug.An act or being so unbearably cute that you just want to squeeze the individual acting in a cutsey patootsey manner.
When Jess laughs at her own jokes, bikes across Biarritz after drinking a bottle of wine in search of tequila, or gets annoyed when Alex tickles her nose with her hair, she is being a cutsey patootsey.
by BillySuefromtheCountry February 28, 2009
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