Self-partnered

Single, and in a happy relationship with oneself.

When asked about her relationship, Emma said she was happy being self-partnered.

by mlhiss November 5, 2019

stress relief partner

When you have a "friend" whom you call for immediately gratifying hot sex, but there are no strings attached. After a hot "work out" session, one or both partners will remark, "Oh God, I really needed that!!" Hot sex is excellent stress relief therapy, and to have a partner aware and in need of this scenario can be highly mutually satisfying.

Married woman to her therapist, "I am so glad my stress relief partner was available last night. I feel so good today!"

by mariebaby April 13, 2009

Mac Panthers

A group of individuals fighting for the equal rights of all Apple and Mac OS based computers. Viva la resistance!

Malcom OSX wants you!

by AgentSythe March 16, 2005

panther piss

A particularly vile alcohol. Worse than run-of-the-mill bad alcohol due to an offending odor or flavor. Often applied to cheap wine, booze, or beer whose only redeeming factor is that it can get you drunk.

Sure, Coors Light is panther piss, but after 6 or 7, you won't care.

by Old Joe Bob April 29, 2006

panther swipe

-when you jerk off into your own hand, then paw it on your lady's face right after you've finished
...like a panther

(made famous by deadspin)

Ex.)
She was being so feisty in bed i had to panther swipe her; from then on she did what i said.

by dogg81 January 10, 2009

activity partner

A person with whom you form a special bond because of the common interest for a specific activity.

A person with whom you get ritually together to perform a specific activity.

I’m not looking for a friend, just an activity partner.

by Paul Ross September 29, 2006

Parthetic

1. To downgrade to an extreme level of pathetic behavior.

2. When all you've got to say when your ass is cornered is one or a combination of the following: jk, idc, idk, w.e.

Example 1
Dude: The cops decided to search my apartment because they thought a girl was getting raped. I don't have a girlfriend but I know I have nightmares at night.
Other Dude: LOLOL loser, you're parthetic!

Example 2
Parthetic Guy: go get a life!
Girl: no you!
Parthetic Guy: i have one
Girl: better go find it!
Parthetic Guy: idc w.e.

by pineapplefreshlulz April 15, 2009