parking-lot pimpin'  

To make goal or shot from far away… from the parking lot. Or to hit a ball into the parking lot. Is parking-lot pimpin'

Weber from half court... parking-lot pimpin'

parking-lot pimpin' by GwaltWill August 12, 2008

Parking Lot Pick-up 

When a wankster decides to use "rapper" language to ask you your name as if he is trying to hit on you.

I was outside of the drug store and this guy used parking lot pick-up to try and get me to go with him.

Parking Lot Pick-up by Clhaeulrseena September 29, 2009

Parking Lot Stalk 

The act of waiting in your car until someone you think is attractive and/or driving around the parking lot; in order to catch a glimpse of them as they are getting out of their and walking towards the establishment you are at.

Foxy Boxy: Jersey Mike...there's that girl in the mini from the apartments.
Jersey Mike: Alright, i'll wait until she gets out so we can pull around and get a good view.
Foxy Boxy: Alright. Let's parking lot stalk her.

Parking Lot Stalk by FOXY BOXY February 21, 2011

Parking Lot Racing 

Parking Lot Racing (noun) - 1. Where chumps that can't hang on the track go in order to avoid an ass dragging. 2. The place to go when you want to be a big fish in a VERY little pond.

Parking Lot Racing participants are easily identifiable by their overuse of the phrases "Booyaa" and "live action". They will most likely be wearing stone washed jeans and a sleeveless Guns N' Roses t-shirt.
Drivers that participate in Parking Lot Racing are very rarely seen at a real race track for fear of being called out or humiliated in front of their Circle Jerk Fan Club. They are, however, normally seen at WWE events, Mountain Creek Mud Bog, gay rights rallies.

Don't be fooled by their slick talk about how it takes a real driver to race on the street. That's just code for not making enough power to spin the tire...

Man we gonna do some parking lot racing....mainly 'casue we will get our asses handed to us at a real drag strip.

Parking Lot Racing by F1XCELLERATOR November 7, 2013

Parking Lot Amnesia 

Noun: The phenomenon of losing all memory of where you parked your car, usually occurring after coming out of a loud and busy store.

Jesse Pinkman: Yo Mr. White that that guy has been walking around the parking lot for 45 minutes, I think its an undercover cop. Let's bounce...

Mr. White: Relax, he just has Parking Lot Amnesia. My God did you pay attention to NOTHING in school?

Parking Lot Amnesia by Jonnyd January 11, 2014

parking lot burrito 

A dirty (used) diaper which has been carefully rolled up to contain excrement, but was still thoughtlessly discarded in a parking lot.

"Hey look, that lady just left behind a parking lot burrito. I wish she'd clean up after her kid properly."

parking lot burrito by Raiyoshi November 7, 2014

parking lot bj

When an otto gets a blow job in a taco bell parking lot , by a attractive girl with big titties

did you see that otto . He got a parking lot bj last night in the taco bell parking lot by some hot chick.

parking lot bj by crank stick 70 February 17, 2015