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parents

idiots you'll be happy to not see anymore when you die.
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by ojgfghh October 12, 2019
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Parente

A very hairy male with small genitals. It’s common for them to walk slightly hunched over and not move their arms while doing so. Scientists believe a Parente is the closest thing to a Neanderthal alive today He’s in the friend zone with females.
I met a guy last night. A total Parente. He won’t ever touch these titties.
by The G Ome September 3, 2022
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Parents

Something That I Don't Have.
Person 1 "Hey What Are Parents?" Person 2 "I Don't Know"
by Tantromium May 29, 2021
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Parents

The person who gave birth to you and had sex to have you. Also known as people who never loved you
"My parents were going out on a date and never came back"
"Why"
"Because they don't love me"
"Make sense neither does anybody else in the orphanage"
by Polish-Cow October 1, 2020
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parents

they raised u and shit but they dont GET u, yk?
ugh parents
by chooch-meister May 22, 2020
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Parents

the assholes that force you to do everything and blame you for something they did. It’s not your fault, I promise. You’re perfect. Love you.
‘My parents were on a call last night, and blamed me for them overcooking the food while I was asleep?’
by Rowanglowz June 12, 2021
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parentitis

Parentitis, Also called man child syndrome, is a disease of the brain which symptoms include:
-being a brony
-lack of maturity
-browsing on 4chan all the time
-getting butthurt over small things
-fapping off to anime porn

You can easily spot a person suffer from parentitis as they usually have a neckbeard, wearing a fedora, and they'll make a scene usually for attention or because mummy forgot to buy them something from the shops.

It is caused by over-parenting or massive sheltering, these are perpetrated by what one would call a helicopter parent. This is a terrible disease of the mind which usually common among people in their 20s and 30s, there has been no cure found for this disease.
Person #1: Dude, why did that guy near the shops wearing the massive fedora have that meltdown?
Person #2: Oh, he suffers from parentitis.
by Omniscient Iniquitous June 4, 2016
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