Cock Paddled

The female equivalent of being "Pussy Whipped."

Abandons her friends and makes excuses to be with her man.

Annette: OMG, STACY! You always leave me for him... you are so cock paddled.

Stacy: Like OMG, not even, we just have the flu again... and we have homework to do.

by pervyninja January 4, 2012

Paddle Boat

Placing you face/head between a woman's breasts and manually slapping yourself with her breasts.

Hunny my tits hurt from last night paddle boating adventure

by death earneck August 21, 2010

paddle the stink canoe

Basically the same as paddling the pink canoe, except this would be an exceptionally stinky one. The aroma may be reminiscent of rotting fish or salami.

Gosh, every time Doris comes back from the rest room, it smells like stink-finger. I think she goes there to paddle the stink canoe a lot.

by Running out of patience February 1, 2008

Paddle the pink canoe

Old slang for female masturbation.

Boys like to beat the meat; girls like to paddle the pink canoe.

by RobbieJor December 6, 2004

Brown Paddle Award

Given to Canada's most notorious and troublesome shit disturbers. These individuals show extreme self interest. They are always self important and almost smart. Many of these potential winners live in the Toronto and Ottawa area. When they move to the western provinces, the exude elitism and continue to push the leftist, trade union, wealth re-distribution agenda instead of pursuing useful work and effort.

Bob was a reporter sent out to the Edmonton Journal, but continued to believe in the National Energy Policy. The boys at the Petroleum Club gave him the Brown Paddle Award for 2005.

by John Whiskeyjack September 8, 2010

Pink Paddle Boat

To perform oral sex on a woman. Specifically in a fashion to make her fall madly for you due to your 'paddle boating' skills.

Your Friend: "Why is she still obsessed with you even though you broke up 3 months ago?"

You: "I gave her the pink paddle boat before we had sex for the first time. It kept her coming back for more."

by zanderiv April 6, 2010

Paddle Boating

Like motor boating, except when the girl has small boobs.

Guy 1: Heard you motor boated Susie last night.
Guy2: More like paddle boating. Chick was flat.

by MMP38 October 21, 2011