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Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch

What you simply have to say to the overweight, psoriatic bitch in the office who takes crisps out of the packet individually, annoying everyone else in the building, instead of emptying them all out and turning ten minutes of irritating rattling into about 3 seconds.
Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch. Better still, stop eating crisps altogether you hideous mountain of lard.
by Supernatural England August 10, 2009
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Packet-poos

It's the phenomenon that occurs to certain individuals after purchasing drugs. They immediately get the urge to run for the bathroom before consuming their drugs. This phenomenon does not occur to everyone, as only specific people will feel this urge.
Charlie: Let's smoke a joint, dude.
Bob: Maybe after I take a shit, okay?
Charlie: You always get the packet-poos before smoking one.
by mraladeen98 June 7, 2017
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Gravy Packet

When a female farts and some poop comes out. Female equivalent of "Hershey Squirt."
"Daaayum girl, that sounded wet and sloppy! You better check those panties and make sure you don't have a gravy packet back there!"

"I heard that! Did you just turn your panties into a gravy packet???"

"Girl, that was disgusting. Call McCormick spices, because it sound like you made a new recipe for a gravy packet."

"It's too early in the year for a Thanksgiving turkey, so clean that gravy packet out your pants."
by Boom Level Prime July 31, 2024
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Ketchup packet

A discarded bloody tampon or pad
She lobbed her ketchup packet at me during a row, menstrual blood was everywhere
by wil Wheaton/not the real August 10, 2019
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Packet Merchant

Someone who sells cocaine/packet/charlie usually from a high end hatchback or SUV.
Oh man im dying for a bit of packet. Better go and see Whitemed he is the packet merchant round here.
by Lapmeister March 24, 2023
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No packet

Mocking epiphet that relates to the generation-defining video of pedagogical visionary Jeff Bliss challenging the Western primary education status quo of assigning packets as educational work instead of actual instruction, thereby failing to inspire students to be motivated to learn the class content. Even though the packet or having one derisively denotes lazy character or methodology of the target, it is an ironic diversion where the no or negative conduit of the expression flips the meaning and connects it to the use of other broad derisive euphemisms like Ye's interview response "You ain't got the answers Sway" where Sway provides answers to questions on how success is built in entertainment but Ye defines these as not being answers because they are incorrect.
*sends a self made painting of a penis*
foid- Do you like my artwork
chad-yea shirt yo
-no packet
by DerekChauvin Gaming April 14, 2025
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