yeast packet

refers to anything you could want it to be. no definite description. could involve an infection or just a random item.

Derek has several yeast packets under his pillow. he keeps them for good luck.

Niki's yeast packets make me itch.

i asked Hollie for a yeast packet but she gave me ketchup.

by yeasterbunny69 December 15, 2011

mayo packet

a white person

white person: we finna slay!
person: ok mayo packet

by ziggystarduzt June 14, 2022

implementation packet

A tool used to control and torture unsuspecting college graduates with degrees in technical fields. Long term exposure causes uncontrollable outbursts of the word "Alrighty".

New Analyst: "Holy shit! That guys butt started bleeding!"
Seasoned Analyst: "Don't worry about it. He's just been working on an implementation packet."

by Johnathan Burbridge September 4, 2007

ho packet

1. similar to the ho bag, the ho packet is a total ho, though less of a ho than a full fledged ho or ho bag.
2. Containing slightly less ho than fits in a ho bag, the ho packet is more common and thus more annoyingly ho-like.

Atreu: Dude, that girl is kinda definitely a ho.

Bilbo: Yeah, i'd say she's a ho packet to the max.

by patriqo March 1, 2009

Slag Packet

derogatory term for a female sexual organ that is considered loose and/or in need of packing material.

1. The town bike has a right slag packet.

2. You are such a slag packet.

3. I'll put it up your slag packet.

by do_it_good April 11, 2011

Empty Packet squatting

Noun;

The act of leaving the last three crisps, the last doughnut, the last five mililitres of beer, simply to avoid putting the packet in the bin

Joe: Aww man these crisps have green mold on them!
Tom: Yeah I know dude, you've been empty packet squatting for like 2 weeks!

by kiillrz October 15, 2011

Advanced Packet Class

An AP class where the teacher doesn’t teach anything and just gives packets for homework.

“Is Mrs. Black a good teacher?” “Nah, she teaches an Advanced Packet Class.”

by Frick yeah dood September 11, 2018