What you simply have to say to the overweight, psoriatic bitch in the office who takes crisps out of the packet individually, annoying everyone else in the building, instead of emptying them all out and turning ten minutes of irritating rattling into about 3 seconds.
Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch. Better still, stop eating crisps altogether you hideous mountain of lard.
by Supernatural England August 10, 2009
Get the Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch mug.

implementation packet

A tool used to control and torture unsuspecting college graduates with degrees in technical fields. Long term exposure causes uncontrollable outbursts of the word "Alrighty".
New Analyst: "Holy shit! That guys butt started bleeding!"
Seasoned Analyst: "Don't worry about it. He's just been working on an implementation packet."
by Johnathan Burbridge August 28, 2007
Get the implementation packet mug.

Packet Bro

A Man who sells himself for drugs,
Who will do anything just to get his fix..
Hey you know that dude over there,
Well he is a "Packet Bro"
He sells Himself Sexually to Female Drug Dealers...
by Packety2023 April 17, 2024
Get the Packet Bro mug.

Packet

A whorish muckhole who gets on her back and wets up for any bloke that dangles a bag of meth in her face...
Danni acts like a packet but still isn't high coz even meth don't make her fuckable
by Analamy69 October 17, 2020
Get the Packet mug.

Packet

The fuel of a human being whom is named Alfie.

He cannot function without it
Yooo Alfie's breaking down!!
Quick get him some packet!!!!!!!!!!!!
by LocalGeary January 05, 2022
Get the Packet mug.