Pumpkin Popsums

A pumpkin popsum is a member of QAnon, as explained by the crazy Alex Jones.

Witches and warlocks and pumpkin popsums. I will not suffer you Q people any longer!

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Pumpkin Spice

A shitty coffee flavor that all teenage to young 30's yuppie white chicks love.

"Can I get a pumpkin spice java frap chai soy latte with an extra flavor pump? You don't accept Apple Pay?!!??!!11"

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gas resulting from consuming too many pumpkin flavored things

Watch out... My girlfriend drank 4 pumpkin spice lattes and now she has pumpkin thunder.

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slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.

for the love of god, shut the damn pumpkin shovel already!

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When a penis goes in a carved pumpkin hole

“Fuck me in my little pumpkin hole” -Ryen Cox

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Beta and Low value guy.

Sam is the biggest pumpkin nigger around town.