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pterodactyl dad

Male version of helicopter mom. Overly protective father.
He is such a pterodactyl dad, he won't stop micromanaging his daughter.
by GingerMarlin December 18, 2021
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pterodactyl

In golf, when you make a hole-in-one while your eyes were closed.
At the golf course, Alecks amazing focus and sheer talent caused him to make a pterodactyl basically fulfilling his life long dream.
by SamwiseCrack June 5, 2017
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shit pterodactyl

When you are about to do a sweet BASE jump and you strip your girl naked. You pour Mountain Dew and pop rocks into her ass and the lick that butthole clean while your taking to the sky. Then when you land you shit in her butt so she can feel the rush and adrenaline or being
Dude did you go to Angel Falls last weekend. Yeah bro nacho. I gave my girl a wicked Shit Pterodactyl.
by HEYPUNK626 December 4, 2017
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Silent Pterodactyl

When you put your elbow in a chicks Vagina
Guy#1: Hey how was your night bro
Guy#2: Great I gave my girl a Silent Pterodactyl, fisting doesn't turn her on anymore she needs the elbow.

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Women: Hey baby stop giving me the Silent Duck and give me that fucking Silent Pterodactyl.
by SheckaMeccaLekka August 24, 2011
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Pterodactyl

Cougars are for the milf, puma is for the Gilf, and Pterodactyl is for the 65+ woman who dates the 20 year old men.
Did you see Tim and the Pterodactyl he’s with? Totally wanting that inheritance.
by Sleazy Martini June 18, 2021
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