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Kazakhstan's Prostitutes

The cleanest in the region. Except of course Turkmenistan's.

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"Kazakhstan greatest country in the world,

all other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium!

Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of the Tinshein swimming pool;
it's length thirty metre and width six metre.

Filtration system a marvel to behold,
It removes 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,

from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.

Kazakhstan, friend of all except Uzbekistan,

they very nosey people withe bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan, industry best in the world,

we invented toffee and the trouser belt.

Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region,

except of course for Turkmenistan's.

Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,

from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.

Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader,

from junction with testes to tip of its face"
by Liberal Lady Ann November 3, 2016
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prostitute

A women who sells her body to a variety of creeps, low-lifes and degenerates. The majority of her wages goes directly to her abusive scumbag pimp who takes pride in the fact that he arranges for her to be degraded at the expense of scum.
Since when was it Okay to go screw and fuck with a bunch of killers, junkies and perverts?
by BadLieutenant June 21, 2004
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Prostituition

The act of selling one's body in order to pay for college.
Looks like I have two choices, either waitress or prostituition, so the argument is health insurance vs. a lot more money.
by Mr. Fun Pun November 16, 2011
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Prostithetic

Jake's prostithetic arrived in the mail. He could hardly wait to inflate her so they could become better acquainted.
by IBToots February 8, 2013
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prostitute

I don't want no sloppy hoe, I need me a prostitute!!!
by cgoodyyy February 22, 2019
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Prostits

Prostits is a shortened version of prostitute
Yo let’s call up some prostits
by Markiskool September 20, 2019
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Prostitution

Buying or selling sex.
Lol, you do prostitution? Why would you pay for sex? That’s like buying fortnite. You can literally get pussy for free!
by Urfluff May 24, 2020
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