A person with biblical knowledge aswell as street knowledge boldly bringing forth truth regardless who it offends..
by ChaplainCross August 11, 2017
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A prophet is similar to a fortune teller.
by bushlight February 19, 2019
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Hym "That must be the NEW definition of prophet. 'Useful idiot who uses logos to convince people to subordinate themselves to ANY religion (because that's what makes their lives meaningful to HIM and not themselves)' "
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by megachad6900 December 8, 2021
Get the Prophet mug.A self-important, loudmouthed try hard bar regular who treats every barstool like a pulpit and every drinker like a disciple. Known for preaching unsolicited opinions on women, politics, sports, social prowess, war stories (real or imagined), all with the conviction of a man who’s never been wrong in his life. His voice carries across the establishment and his breath reeks of whiskey and ego. He is incapable of taking the hint to shut the fuck up or to accept that his presence is, nor has ever been, welcome, necessary, or remotely as interesting as he believes it to be.
I left my buddy at the bar while I rocked a piss and he mistakingly made eye contact with the token Barstool Prophet—poor bastard was getting life advice before I even zipped up, and for the next several hours thereafter.
by msacco July 25, 2025
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Example: “Can’t wait to go out tonight and watch Metallica go all Prophets and Thieves on the stage!”
“That band was so Prophets and Thieves tonight! I would see them again”
“That band was so Prophets and Thieves tonight! I would see them again”
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