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PHD Problems

When you have an *awkward* problem it's always nice to have a go to reference. Also, when you have a problem involving your package; can be used as a quick reference.
"Geez Megatrom, why don't you take your dick off the ground and get in there and do the dirty to OptimusTud?"
"Guys, I'm fucking her as we speak, while sitting in this here chair." #PHD Problems
by Adventurous Armadillo February 14, 2012
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Weenis Cloud Problems

When you are a Weenis who is rapped up in a white fluffy comforter on the couch with only your head sticking out of it and thus you resemble a cloud. This makes you a Weenis Cloud, Weenis Clouds encounter many problems and thus have Weenis Cloud Problems!
Me: Yo your a Weenis Cloud
Tommy: Weenis Cloud Problems!
Sarah: (**being a Weenis Cloud**)
by FistpumpPushupChampstick! October 25, 2011
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ninja problems

having problems with your homies or family
arguing with a hater and getting pissed
helping your homies or family with their problems
chick friend-waz wrong?
boyo-ninja problems.
chick friend-giggle.
boyo-not like that.
chick friend-whos startin shit?
boyo-i got it covered.
chick friend-iight
by me-hearts February 22, 2008
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41 Problems

A man who has 41 problems but a female dog is not infact one of them (he may also be sorry that your having girl problems).
If your having girl problems i feel sorry for you son, i got 41 problems but a bitch aint one
by Matthew Perry Black December 13, 2009
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Eye Problems

An explanation for not going to, or staying at, some place where you were expected to be. Mainly used in reference to work, but still effective for weddings, long family get togethers, baby showers, and the like.

"eye problems" began its life as a simple reply to a buddy when hungover and didn't go to work. Since its birth is morphed more into a reason for not going somewhere because you didn't want to, or simply because you wanted to go shopping, play video games, or do anything other than what you were supposed to be doing.
"I was having problems today so I didn't go to work. I couldn't see myself going."

"I noticed you left Bunco Night early. Eye problems again?", "hell yah, I couldn't see myself staying there another minute!"
by Scully_659 November 14, 2011
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First World Problems

When the only people you can talk to are your best friend and a sexy blonde...
Disney princesses have some real first world problems!
by TheMightyOwl May 8, 2020
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First World Problems

Problems almost unique to or prevalent in the first world, which actually refers to the US. These problems include:
- medical debt
- extreme poverty
- identity theft
- credit card fraud
- fake news
- queueing forever in cars for “fast food” and coffee
- conspiracy theories
- gun violence
- normalised bigotry and misogyny
- institutionalised corruption
- extreme bureaucracy
It took forever to get my gronday lartay with that line of cars … dang first world problems!
by kiwibiker April 22, 2022
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