urma-plus

A slightly older man in his 40's, that has a turtle shaped face, and is one to becoming a future pedophile.

oh my god, today when we went golfing we were paired up with this urma-plus. He was starring at us all game.

by morgan freeman. July 25, 2009

skin plums

Slang term for testes. Usage: nocarriers skin plums feel good in my mouth.

Usage: nocarriers skin plums feel good in my mouth.

by no carrier September 1, 2009

faith plus one

The greatest Christian rock band in the world.

Faith plus one is the greatest band in the world.

by E_Cartman December 11, 2013

mid plus

Rating somewhere between W and mid.
Scale:
G.O.A.T. or W (10) > mid plus (6-7) > mid (5) >
mid minus (3-4) > Cheugy or L (1)

She was driving one of those first-gen Tacomas. I was salty. Finna simp for that mid plus snack for a ride, no cap.

by currently_hangry November 2, 2022

Plurnt

Peace
Love
Unity
Respect
Now
Twerk
=PLURNT

an adjective often used by DJs such as Diplo and Flosstradamus to describe a state of enhanced awareness due to intense twerking

I got plurnt when Diplo threw down Express Yourself; my ass began uncontrollably shaking

by Diplo's Girlfriend August 19, 2013

Jon and Kate Plus 8

A completely stupid show about Jon and Kate who through a rather unfortunate genetic mistake, had twins. Even worse, a few years later, some of Jon's sperm decided to SERIOUSLY get drunk and give kate SIX KIDS AT ONCE. (perhaps powerthirst had something to do with this) Anyhow, this show really, REALLY sucks. After however 5 years of this bullsh*t, no one gives a damn anymore, UNTIL OH NO WTF JON CHEATING WHAAAAAAAT. Jon has been cheating on kate, and for the money, they've been keeping up the charade. So they're ENORMOUS attention whores. No one cares. Go away.

M: Did you see Jon and Kate Plus 8 last night?
J: You actually watch that? You dumbass, there's NO REASON TO WATCH THAT? GO AWAY!!!!!!! (stab)

How all conversations about this show should go.

by Justin Gerard February 1, 2010

suck my plums

A British expression which requests that someone preform fellatio on ones testicles.

Footnote: The request is rarely granted using this methodology.

Scammer: Hello this is Louise from Barclay Fraud Team. Your account sic hacked please confirm bank details.

Smart Person: Who?

Scammer: Louise from Barclay fraud. Pls send long card number and expiry security code.

Smart Person: Fuck off. Suck my plums.

Scammer: Send bank details

by Bastian - AZ June 1, 2016