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pooch pizzle

A pooch pizzle is normally when you lean over and take a piss on something in the fashion of a male dog.
I decided to troll the other people in the urinal, so I leaned over, unzipped my pants, and took a big ol' pooch pizzle. The guy in the stall next to me... let's just say "he was damn pissed!"

One time when I was 8, I was curious what it'd feel like to be a dog. I told my mom I'd go outside to pretend something new. 10 or so minutes later, she caught me pooch pizzling on our fence. That put an abrupt end to my childhood.
by Smith dux Wurd June 18, 2017
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Jamaican Pizzle

The act of stuffing your entire head inside your

own urethra.
"Did you hear Jimmy gave himself a Jamaican Pizzle?"
by Michael Mcnuggetfuqer August 21, 2019
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P.I.M.Pizzle

Kevin is a P.I.M.Pizzle!!!
by Natalie and Erin September 16, 2008
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pizzlefarweez

The act of pissing, farting, and sneezing all at the same time; more likely to be performed by aging adults, especially older males while using the bathroom.
“It was hilarious to hear grandpa pizzlefarweez in the Men’s Room at the movie theater last night.”
by LizzyJaneS August 3, 2018
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Puzzle Factory

"Instead, he'll get 6 months in the puzzle factory and then he'll be back out on the streets." -Some Cop
by Sly Magoo October 1, 2003
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Papa's pizzeria

Best game 100000000000000000000000/10
by Anti.Social.Club6 June 20, 2019
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Puzzlehouse

If that guy keeps picking up cigarette butts off the ground and eating them he will be put away in the puzzlehouse for sure!
by Big John68 February 24, 2013
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