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he got that philip ong
Philip by genromancer May 13, 2024
When a woman fucks a guy with a strap on
Sub guys love pegging
I love to philip my man
Philip by azizprime February 5, 2025
A stupid cuck that is ment to be a male stripper, most Philip is the type of that sucks dick every day for breakfest name that walks into a room already apologizing for existing. Like bro, your name literally means “horse lover”—were your parents hoping you’d grow up neighing at people? Every time someone says “Philip,” I can’t help but imagine some dude in khaki shorts, tucked-in polo, and socks pulled up to his knees, lecturing kids about the importance of coasters. It’s a name that thinks it’s classy but just screams “discount prince who got exiled from the royal family.” Honestly, Philip sounds like the kind of guy who laughs at his own jokes before anyone else does, and then asks if you’ve heard about his coin collection. Lmao, imagine being named Philip—you already lost the moment you were born.
oh philip?
yeah philip that gay guy that sucks dick
Philip by m14x_ September 3, 2025

philip hamilton 

A fox
My god, you're a fox. ((To Philip Hamilton))
philip hamilton by Regina George III November 16, 2016

philip lester 

DAMN RAY OF SUNSHINE THAT EVERYONE LOVES
Omg Philip Lesters a rat
philip lester by Philip Howell August 17, 2017

philip morant 

a school that has become really shitty since mr holder joined. all the girls are either orange slags or very/kinda pretty. the boys are mostly clapped but some are mad fit. everyone thinks mr legg has madelaine mccann and the teachers are constantly going on about fucking skirts. WE KNOW THE LENGTH OF OUR SKIRT THATS WHY WE ROLLED IT TO THAT LENGTH. can the teachers jus accept that’s we’re not all basic bitches we do have a life and want to look however the fuck we want to look😂
look at that shit school, must be philip morant
philip morant by syminavillage March 3, 2020