Perma Penis

Also known as Micro Penis. Perma as in permafrost. Your penis gets smaller in the cold.

I have perma penis in the winter.

by Moronhead November 17, 2020

Perma-cocked

When a person is permanently cockblocked

This guy is just getting Perma-cocked by his overprotective friends

by TheEmp3r0r October 7, 2020

perma-queef

A queef like smell that sticks to anything and never goes away.

Hey dude did you have a girl over because it smells like perma-queef

by Dudeman1203 November 7, 2017

perma-kick

Perma-kick is an alternative way of saying permaban. It is used strictly on teamspeak and the phrase can be heard when a player is about to be banned from the server.

David: Alright that's enough I've had it with your bullshit Andy, I'm going to perma-kick you.
Andy: Oh shit dude please don't!
Ryan: Guys look Andy is about to get perma-kicked!

by Scythori June 14, 2016

Perma-Itch

Perma-Itch. When your pet gets stuck in a permanent loop between being itchy and scratched. Scratch me. Runs away. Comes Back. Scratch me. Runs away. Comes Back. Scrat...

Brix is stuck in a perma-itch again. Needs his flee medicine.

by BrixieBoi October 29, 2021

Perma Fucked

(aka Chloe Ritter) when your brain has

Deteriorated Too the point of no return from the excessive use of methamphetamines. Akaa The boofaaLoompa of Bristol

That tweaker is perma fucked !

by forbiddinknowlage July 13, 2021

Perma-phooey

When something is so hilarious you crap your pants, and that crap is there for life. Its not goin' nowhere, and you can't do shit about it.

Justin: "Dude that show is absolutely hilarious."

Togs: "I know man i laughed so hard i made a buncha phooey in my pants!"

Justin: "Proudayou man, you get that out yet?"

Togs: "No dude that phooey ain't goin nowhere."

Justin: "Dude you got a bad case of Perma-phooey."

by t-dogs mcgee October 4, 2011