pee

a stream of yellow holy water that leaves your being when you enter the bathroom. sometimes you have pants on when it comes out.

"the pee is soaking into my pants!"

by edenisweird August 13, 2021

pee

puppy eye emoji

was made cause someone didn't have 🥺

emoji on their laptop

person 1: you're so cute
person 2: *pee*

by ihatemathok August 14, 2021

Pee

A warm liquid that could be either Yellow, Clear, or Red. Yellow means you suck nuts and are dehydrated, Clear means you eat nuts and aren't dehydratrd, Red means you busted a nut and you are in pain.

Person one : Dude i busted a nut now my pee is red :(
Person two : Damn i eat nuts so mines clear ;D

by Xx_Vista08_why August 24, 2021

pee

The best drink known to mankind. Found in the bladder and excreted through the human straw, the urethra. Salty and warm, it makes up 90 percent of the average human liquid intake

Person 1: pee yummy
Person 2: *pissing noises*

by emburr December 5, 2021

Pee

Something I need to do desperately but I'm too entertained with urban dictionary bullshit

like really... I'm 2 seconds away from pissing myself. I should go or the pee is not going to make it to the toilet, it will be like 5th grade all over again when I pissed myself and some kid came out of nowhere and slipped on my pee. THAT SHIT WAS HILARIOUS THOUGH and in my defence that kid was a little bitch. okay why the fuck am I still typing??

by magical remote January 15, 2022

Pee

Pee is a yellow liquid that comes out of your penis

I need to pee really bad!

by Thebigjefff January 26, 2022

Pee

The bad lemonade you shouldn’t drink

Hey, don’t drink that pee if you are under 21.

by sweatybackhairs February 12, 2022