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Pathetic, fucking idiot

Kids and adolescents, that think they're cool, because they use slangs and smoke weed. Mostly age 13-16.
A: You saw Jerry last night smoking indica?
B: Yes, what a pathetic, fucking idiot. A fucker thinking he's cool.
by _mk_ps_ October 16, 2017
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Pathetic Spider

A stray, used condom, lost in the abyss of dirt and sweat and semen.

Note: Semen must not be crusty, but viscous.
"Oh mane why are you pointing at that pathetic spider!"

"Sorry, I can't help it, that's NASTY!"
"It must be Kimberly, she had some weird ass boy over here last night"
by partynbullshhh November 16, 2009
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Pathetic Emetic

A sexual act where a man has sex with a woman from behind who begins to vomit for any reason such as being sick and/or drunk, and he decides to continue or even pound her harder.

This causes violent, delicious contractions of the vagina, the woman to shoot projectile vomit, and the man to bust the best or at least the most interesting nut of his life.
Matt: Bro, didn't you have sex with Steph last night?

Dave: Hell yeah man.

Matt: Wasn't she drunk as shit?

Dave: Yeah, funny too, because she was hella puking while I was pumping that shit from behind and I kept going. It was AWESOME!

Matt: You got to do a Pathetic Emetic! HELL YA

**They high five**
by FattUnit May 25, 2011
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pathetic paddington

someone who is so desperate to create a new phrase that they looked up P names on babynames.com so they could find a good name to describe someone being pathetic
wow you are studying on a friday night? you are such a pathetic paddington

you are really adding this phrase onto urbandictionary.com? you are such a pathetic paddington
by candy sanchez December 9, 2008
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Pathetic bish

A girl who thinks just because her boyfriend is a fukin psychopath means that she can talk shit all she wants and get away with it , all the while hiding behind her boyfriend like a pathetic bitch when someone confronts her ass
“Man Karen is such a pathetic bish”
by Ironically_sensical July 1, 2019
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Pathetic Loss Syndrome

It is a fantasy football course. It smells horrible and feels even worse. It occurs when you lose to someone so pathetic, you actually feel and smell like a loser. It typically only lasts 1 week, thankfully. Benefits: The sorry ass winner gets to feel like a somebody for 6 days. Cure: Time.
When Mexican Steve's SORRY ass team of backups beats your monster team of sexy football scoring beasts. You actually get the Pathetic Loss Syndrome. Steve continues to think his team is better than it is, almost snaking people with trades for backups, just to slowly be let down in the end. Yuck. You dont want this!
by Bigdaddymang October 20, 2019
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