poopie paddle

to have a bad day that requires you to move around in all the shit your taking.
Man I am having a bad day since I failed my final. thank god I brought my poopie paddle today.
by ac32 December 13, 2011
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Paddle Boat

Placing you face/head between a woman's breasts and manually slapping yourself with her breasts.
Hunny my tits hurt from last night paddle boating adventure
by death earneck August 21, 2010
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paddle the stink canoe

Basically the same as paddling the pink canoe, except this would be an exceptionally stinky one. The aroma may be reminiscent of rotting fish or salami.
Gosh, every time Doris comes back from the rest room, it smells like stink-finger. I think she goes there to paddle the stink canoe a lot.
by Running out of patience February 01, 2008
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Brown Paddle Award

Given to Canada's most notorious and troublesome shit disturbers. These individuals show extreme self interest. They are always self important and almost smart. Many of these potential winners live in the Toronto and Ottawa area. When they move to the western provinces, the exude elitism and continue to push the leftist, trade union, wealth re-distribution agenda instead of pursuing useful work and effort.
Bob was a reporter sent out to the Edmonton Journal, but continued to believe in the National Energy Policy. The boys at the Petroleum Club gave him the Brown Paddle Award for 2005.
by John Whiskeyjack September 08, 2010
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Pink Paddle Boat

To perform oral sex on a woman. Specifically in a fashion to make her fall madly for you due to your 'paddle boating' skills.
Your Friend: "Why is she still obsessed with you even though you broke up 3 months ago?"

You: "I gave her the pink paddle boat before we had sex for the first time. It kept her coming back for more."
by zanderiv April 06, 2010
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Paddle Boating

Like motor boating, except when the girl has small boobs.
Guy 1: Heard you motor boated Susie last night.
Guy2: More like paddle boating. Chick was flat.
by MMP38 October 19, 2011
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