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Online zone is when you completely ignore a person online on a messenger despite being online and aware that he has texted you.
Dude she totally online zoned me yesterday.
by disdapose March 10, 2018
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onlineness

The fact of maintaining a constant online presence, in order to be able to instantly react to any new internet developments, no matter how insignificant. Onlineness may lead to acute loneliness and pathological syndromes such as extralineaphobia.

Onliners often have a very limited and/or virtual social life, despite new technological developments such as smartphones enabling them to be on the internet at all times. Side effects to social onlineness include annoying behaviours such as googling-every-word-in-a-real-life-conversation to more dangerous ones like uploading-pictures-of-that-car–wreck-while-driving.
- Matt's become such an extreme onliner, it's impossible to have a chat with him without at some point having to react to one of his virtual friends' tweet. I think I'll stop seeing him altogether.

- Yeah, or you could offer him to have drinks on a video call. That'd make him feel silly enough he'd stop.

- You dream, I bet he'd be up for it.

- Onlineness is a bitch.
by Jacobus De Gnapet January 9, 2013
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online crush

being in love with someone over the phone
dont know if you are?
-you screenshot all the messages that they send that make you happy (you might have a file just for those screenshots)
-you smile whenever they text
-you constantly want to text and talk to them
-you get excited and giggly when they’re online

- you ask other people about them to know what they do in their private life
-you love every little thing about them and the bad things look small compared to the good things! so it doesnt matter right? they’re still my friend right?
- their face is ‘perfect’ in your eyes and you try to save EVERY SINGLE PHOTO THAT THEY SEND without them noticing or making it look like you’re obsessed

- you stalk all and everyone of their social medias. whether thats going onto their friends post and trying to see photos and videos of them that they wont send to your dms, or stalking their snapscore.

ayooo you might obsessed if u got most of these! (especially the last ones)

its fine because me too ☺️🥰😋
you’re obsessed my lovely. you have an online crush
by marioispeng November 3, 2020
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Online School

Most retarded bullshit. Everyone’s grades start to drop because we’re all depressed fucks during times like these and we get no motivation to do stupid ass assignments our teachers butt fuck us with. To make matters worse brainless fucks that run the school still wanna go on with the gay ass exams that will make 75% of the students commit suicide.
by fucknigga8251 January 23, 2021
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Thomas Olinger

A person who is all talk and is a huge pussy and is all talk on the internet...
Can you believe this guy hes acting just like a thomas olinger
by Thomas Olinger December 13, 2019
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Yameii Online

Yameii Online is a virtual musician. Her production is handled by Deko and Oseanworld. Yameii has gained some popularity in the virtual music world, and her music has made it into the realm of Tik Tok and Youtube.
Person 1: Hey! Do you listen to Yameii Online?
Person 2: Yeah! My favorite album is Yameii vs. the World!
by Bhaahahahhahaha no September 3, 2021
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George Washington University Online High School

All the kids think they are ultra-cool prodigy kids when in reality they are just immature awkward dorks who talk about their wooden duck sculptures and Greek Mythology fan fiction they have been writing. The teachers are kinda nice but the students always interrupt class to go off on a stupid, dorky tangent that wastes everyone's time. It's supposed to be a really good education but I feel like an idiot.

Some classmates will find your email or Skype handle and start messaging you, even when you very obviously hint that you aren't interested. No, I don't want to be friends with you, you seem weird.
by whalesarebigfish December 4, 2020
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