A city in Ontario, Canada located directly above Toronto, being the most populated city in the 905 area (suck it Vaughan). A lot of the population is Asian immigrants and in some areas it's so Asian you would probably think you were in China or Taiwan.
Nothing is really notable about this city, other than that the graphics card manufacturer ATI was founded here before it was bought by AMD in 2006, and the Dodgeball World Championships were here held at the city's Pan Am Centre last year.
Nothing is really notable about this city, other than that the graphics card manufacturer ATI was founded here before it was bought by AMD in 2006, and the Dodgeball World Championships were here held at the city's Pan Am Centre last year.
Person 1: Dude, did you see the Dodgeball World Championships in Markham, Ontario? It was awesome!
Person 2: Where the hell is Markham?
Person 2: Where the hell is Markham?
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London is the place you don't want to go
We have Thames River The Lame Version and we try to be england and fail.
We also try to be Toronto. We fail at that too.
If you are unfortunately born here, you should leave as soon as you can because the Thames is filled with toxic fumes and three headed fish
Never head EOA or to a bar unprotected. You might get shot or hit up by our hookers/pimps.
But don't worry, our shortage of doctors and/or compotent people will make sure you aren't completely dead before they attend to you.
We have the University of Jim Bob's (aka Western Ontario)
We have a terrible bus system
We have a high ass tax rate
And a generally shitty set of leaders.
Who wants directions to london, ontario?
London is the place you don't want to go
We have Thames River The Lame Version and we try to be england and fail.
We also try to be Toronto. We fail at that too.
If you are unfortunately born here, you should leave as soon as you can because the Thames is filled with toxic fumes and three headed fish
Never head EOA or to a bar unprotected. You might get shot or hit up by our hookers/pimps.
But don't worry, our shortage of doctors and/or compotent people will make sure you aren't completely dead before they attend to you.
We have the University of Jim Bob's (aka Western Ontario)
We have a terrible bus system
We have a high ass tax rate
And a generally shitty set of leaders.
Who wants directions to london, ontario?
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The Ontario Regiment started out as the Whitpy Highland Rifle Company in 1827. Today, it is the finest Armoured Recce regiment in Canada.
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Get the Ontario Regiment mug.A girl who came from Ontario, California. Ontarihoes fall under four categories:
1. The scene extreme chick: Either you can find them with incredibly puffy hair, extensive eye make up, and a Dance Gavin Dance t-shirt with bright pink leggings.
2. The punk: Usually wearing a Ramones shirt over a torn up long sleeve. Everything on them is tore up, including their stockings to the point where you could see the cellulite on their asses. They usually have plugs, and can kick your best friend's ass.
3. The Chola: Born and raised in Ontario. Will never leave. Sharpie eye brows and the speech skills of a cucumber. Most likely has a boyfriend who's a mexican with a shaved head and long white socks.
4. Preppy bitch: Wears name brand clothing. Most likely on a school dance team. Acts like they own the place, but hate it at the same time. Usually the eye candy of males in the area, but put them down when they announce that they're fucking somebody who is 7 years older.
1. The scene extreme chick: Either you can find them with incredibly puffy hair, extensive eye make up, and a Dance Gavin Dance t-shirt with bright pink leggings.
2. The punk: Usually wearing a Ramones shirt over a torn up long sleeve. Everything on them is tore up, including their stockings to the point where you could see the cellulite on their asses. They usually have plugs, and can kick your best friend's ass.
3. The Chola: Born and raised in Ontario. Will never leave. Sharpie eye brows and the speech skills of a cucumber. Most likely has a boyfriend who's a mexican with a shaved head and long white socks.
4. Preppy bitch: Wears name brand clothing. Most likely on a school dance team. Acts like they own the place, but hate it at the same time. Usually the eye candy of males in the area, but put them down when they announce that they're fucking somebody who is 7 years older.
Fuck Ontarihoes.
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