Onion people

Type of people living in Poland.
In Poland we name them ,,Janusze''.
They are famous for being cheap.
They always look for a bargain.
Identification marks:
,,Kuuuuurła" which means that something is very dope.
,,Somsiad złodziej" (Neighbour stealer).They also cannot behave in different situatuons.
They fight for a carp in Lidl.
They aren't generous

-Man, look at them
-I see onion people
-Fu*k them they fight for a carp
-Come on just don't look at them bro

by Realmaniac1 January 30, 2019

Pickled Onions

Sweaty old ball sack. Typically of the unkept and unshowered variety.

Sheila gave that homeless bum a blow job for a beer and her chin smelled of pickled onions the rest of the day.

by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2017

stirring someone's onions

an analogy for observantly tuning into the needs of someone around you who is very wrapped up in their own shit or maybe others people's shit, so much so that without even knowing it they could really use someone to step in and help them with all that shit. Maybe you're just being a good friend and your friend can be a bit of a space cadet so you regularly steer them away from walking into traffic even when you think they might be paying attention. That counts too. If you didn't step in and "stir their onions" those metaphorical onions might burn. Those onions could even be literal, thus where the term was coined.

"stirring someone's onions", "my onions just got stirred", "stirring my onions",

ex: Hey, thanks for being a good friend and stirring my onions, girl. I just got so caught up with my shit, and other people's shit...it was real nice of you to take my cat to get spayed cuz cats in heat...well, that shit is weird.

ex: Well Jesus F*&$ Face! My onions just got stirred! Thank goodness you were here to break into my car and let some air in, I can't believe I left little Timmy Tommerson in his car seat for that long! Thanks Betsy, its been one hell of a day.

ex:

Me: Aaaaahhhh ssshhhheeeeiiiitttt man, how did you know I was hurtin' so bad for some Fisherman's Friends cough drops?
Person stirring my onions: Well I noticed that you have a bit of a cough, and I've seen you with the Friends several times now...you just seemed really caught up with getting drunk so I thought I'd grab some for you while I was out.

by timmy_tommerson January 14, 2014

onion

an ounce of cocaine

"takin' orders is sunnin, an ounce of coke is an onion" R.I.P. BIG-L

by rasta-gangsta March 3, 2003

bald onion

1) Reference to hairless (usually shaved) female genitalia.
2) A mixed drink originally concocted and named by Kurt J. Erdman

Sometimes you just have a yen for a bald onion.

by Angus McRoid July 20, 2003

Mud Onion

When one is discharging excriment (or phecomatter), and its odor is so foul it makes your eyes water.

Tommy was in the restroom doing a number 2. When I walked in my eyes began to water from the odor in the air. I asked if he was planting Mud Onions.

by Setti August 4, 2008

Onionboy

Not to be confused with onion boy.
Onionboy a.k.a onision is how onision was called by leafyishere in his video "The onision rant".

Person 1: have you seen onionboy?
Person 2: who?
Person 1: Onision, thats how leafy called him.

by XAngeled July 6, 2016