Batch one off

To masturbate and “batch one off” a selfless act for a friend who does not have gel for their hair prior to going out.

Oh my God we’re almost at the club and my hair is a disaster, can you please batch one off for me?

by Batch One Off October 15, 2021

Off one

1 ) under the influence of some sort of substance or drug

2 ) a high

p1 ) - " man you see that dude over there ? heres off one !! " * the dude " over there " completely nodding off *
it could also be combined with other words like " hes off a good one " etc etc

by 47genesis November 20, 2023

Hussing one off

Masturbating in a fast and noisy fashion while grunting frequently.

James: Lucas, you have been in the bathroom for 2 hours! Why are you grunting so loud?

Lucas: I'm hussing one off! AAAHHHHHH *Splooges everywhere*

by terk! March 03, 2024

sly one off

Having a cheeky wank without anyone knowing.

Be right back I'm off to sly one off before my wife gets back

by Just the tips November 04, 2018