offended

Strong indicator that you are dealing with an idiot. Pathetic people often use "I am offended" to gain power over others in conversations; with the intent that the other person will cower to them in order to make them feel not offended. However, the correct response to "offended" people is to thank them for confirming that they are an idiot, and move on.

Person A: I am offended by that remark.
Person B: Yes, I see that.

by geekmalone June 24, 2020

sex offender shuffle

the sex offender shuffle is what you have to when you have been accused of sex offenses. you have to spend weeks in the sex offender cell where you have to write what you have done wrong and you have to sing it in the weekly "sex offender shuffle song" where you get 6-8 sex offenders to sing there lyrics

keith: that blokes been arrested for sex offenses
gregory: that means he has to do the sex offender shuffle

by chimpg December 17, 2017

that's offensive

A common phrase that dumb people say when they don't understand something or when they want to cause unnecessary facebook drama.

"Your artistic endeavor for photography class uses a globe in it and that reminds me of our all-mighty God. That's offensive."

by imazebraucantcme September 13, 2011

Being Offended

Claiming that you are offended is essentially saying that you are incapable of controlling and managing your own emotions and so everybody else should do it for you.

Other people eating animals offends me even though it has nothing to do with me and does not affect my life in any way, shape, or form. Now that, is an example of a complete idiot being offended.

by RytHandedCobra December 12, 2020

offenderman

A slenderman family brother that has a sexual fetish and if you are not careful will drag you to him with a single rose.

"Will you take the rose?" ~offendermans's question

by Laughing Jyinx CPO✔ May 2, 2016

offended peacock

The action of cocking one's head backwards so far that their neck hurts, with a mortified look of outrage twisted on their face.

"Sally was so disgusted by the idea of Nickelback creating a Nirvana tribute cd that she looked like an offended peacock."

"Everyone looks like an offended peacock when someone flips them off"

by Babyblaze18 January 7, 2009

Offensed

When you try to say "offended" but ended up saying "offensive" halfway through.

A: Dude, you know i am offensed by what you said.
A: ...
B: Dude.
A: Dude.

by faggut January 23, 2019