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Offended

An annoying trend among basic middle aged woman. Often used without knowing why.
Zack West was so offended that he was offended about being offended.
by blockheadseth December 25, 2016
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offended

Strong indicator that you are dealing with an idiot. Pathetic people often use "I am offended" to gain power over others in conversations; with the intent that the other person will cower to them in order to make them feel not offended. However, the correct response to "offended" people is to thank them for confirming that they are an idiot, and move on.
Person A: I am offended by that remark.
Person B: Yes, I see that.
by geekmalone June 24, 2020
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Being Offended

Claiming that you are offended is essentially saying that you are incapable of controlling and managing your own emotions and so everybody else should do it for you.
Other people eating animals offends me even though it has nothing to do with me and does not affect my life in any way, shape, or form. Now that, is an example of a complete idiot being offended.
by RytHandedCobra December 12, 2020
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offenderman

A slenderman family brother that has a sexual fetish and if you are not careful will drag you to him with a single rose.
"Will you take the rose?" ~offendermans's question
by Laughing Jyinx CPO✔ May 2, 2016
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offended peacock

The action of cocking one's head backwards so far that their neck hurts, with a mortified look of outrage twisted on their face.
"Sally was so disgusted by the idea of Nickelback creating a Nirvana tribute cd that she looked like an offended peacock."

"Everyone looks like an offended peacock when someone flips them off"
by Babyblaze18 January 7, 2009
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offended

most awful page on encyoclopedia dramatica. 'nuff said.
Just sickening and wrong. Worse than actual ofennding or being offended
by yahmoo23 September 14, 2010
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Offentertain

(v.) To provide entertainment that is specifically meant to offend someone, the audience or a particular group.
Person 1: Have you seen The Book of Mormon musical?
Person 2: No, will it offentertain me?
Person 1: Yes. It is peak offentertainment.
Person 2: Excellent.
by NearlyOutOfMilk November 7, 2017
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