Obsessive Computer Disorder

To constantly be online or just on a personal computer for fun or entertainment. Also always thinking about anything computer related.

My father who has Obsessive Computer Disorder, a.k.a OCD, is always on the computer.

by NekoPocky July 7, 2010

Obsessive-Liking Disorder

An anxiety disorder characterized by involuntary intrusive liking of someones facebook status, picture, comment, anything. People with OLD feel compelled to voluntarily perform irrational, time-consuming clicking of the "like button" to diminish the anxiety.

Symptoms of Obsessive-Liking Disorder:
1. You like your own statuses.
2. You feel the need to press like whether you like it or not.
3. You wish there was a double like (or even more) button.
4. You wish there was a dislike button.
5. You wish you could like your own comment.
6. Your friends say you like things too much.
7. You click the like button on someone's FML moments.
8. You hit unlike just to like it again.
9. You press like even when you don't know the person.
10. You go through your entire feed, and proceed to press like on everything/anything.
11. You like something just because everyone else likes it.
12. You ask people to like your status updates.
13. You refresh the page to see if more people liked your status update.
14. You refresh the page to see if there's any more things to like.
15. You wish you could like other people's comments.
16. You like it so much, you like to comment "like" on what you just liked.
17. After you "like" something, you comment & say "like." "double like." "triple like."
18. You feel the urge to like something that doesn't have a like option.
19. You like so many things, you forget what you liked.
20. You don't remember clicking the like button but you did.

by yjp May 25, 2009

obsidiot

Those who are amongst the ranks of Fallout fans who believe New Vegas is the be all-end all of the series, and will venomously, and maniacally defend their stance with the ferocity of Chricj Crocker defending Britney Spears while screaming into a webcam. These neckbeard adorned cock goblins are also known for screaming "drones " before launching into a badly spelled rant that you have to struggle up understand.

Matt: Holy shit, Tony's such an obsidiot.
Kevin: That emo kid needs to wash his hair.

by SoulSurvivor23 September 23, 2017

obscute

refers to a female with enormous boobs and a scrawny little hindside

Dag yo, that chickenhead is mad top-heavy.
Yeah. She's obscute for real.


See also actuse}

by Tender Gilmore July 7, 2005

obsexsion

a word to describe someone's over obsession with sex

friend: I have to have sex 3 times a day everyday
me: You know what? all you ever talk about is sex...I think you have an obsexsion

by Bell the Elf April 28, 2008

obsessive grade disorder

Commonly known as OGD. when someone is severly worried about their grade. There are 2 types. Type 1 never stops doing homework. Type 2 argues that their answers are correct when not. Its is very common for a student to have both types of OGD.

She had Obsessive grade disorder so bad, she stayed up till midnight doing homework.
or
Kendyll, who has OGD, got one wrong on the test and was very angry.

by nicole : P December 17, 2008

Obstreperal lobe

Obstreperal Lobe: The portion of the brain that resists and denounces control and oppression

In fact, if I think about one more rape case, one more teen porn movie, one more pink power drill, one more ‘humanist’ dude commenter — let alone spend the morning writing about it — my obstreperal lobe will burst into flames.

by blecky November 9, 2012