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offended peacock

The action of cocking one's head backwards so far that their neck hurts, with a mortified look of outrage twisted on their face.
"Sally was so disgusted by the idea of Nickelback creating a Nirvana tribute cd that she looked like an offended peacock."

"Everyone looks like an offended peacock when someone flips them off"
by Babyblaze18 January 7, 2009
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suburban offroading

When a person, or group of people drive on the lawns of subdivision homes, as opposed to the street. Similar to a lawn job, but with several random targets instead of a specific one. Also, destruction of property is usually minimal.
Man, suburban offroading in Mike's jeep last weekend was a blast. Let's go mailboxing next weekend.
by Nicolas Phlemington April 28, 2008
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no offense

a phrase that is believed to make a really rude comment less rude, but really just makes you look like a jackass.
by katopoliss December 7, 2010
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Offensivitis

Forget swine flu, the Indian government is suffering from a much grave disease called offensivitis.
by AlekhyaDas May 14, 2015
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Offensive 6

An expression used to win, achieve and negate everything
"Poker"
"Offensive 6"

"You failed this exam"
"No. Offensive 6, bitch"
by Confoozion November 24, 2018
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Offensed

When you try to say "offended" but ended up saying "offensive" halfway through.
A: Dude, you know i am offensed by what you said.
A: ...
B: Dude.
A: Dude.
by faggut January 23, 2019
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Olerud Offense

An Olerud Offense applies stricto sensu to football but it can be broadened to include a variety of other sports, both real and virtual.

The Olerud Offense was derived from the madcap antics of the baseball great John Olerud. Just as the adjective Olerud implies a zany unpredictability, the Olerud Offense is characterized by its maverick formations and headlong playcalling. The term was coined in the early 1990s during one of Houston's famous living room Tecmo tournaments.

One prominent feature of the Olerud Offense is the flea-flicker; another is the so-called 100-yard-pass play, made most famous in Super Tecmo by QB Eagles.
This guy runs an Olerud Offense so watch the fudge out!!
by Doctor Max August 1, 2012
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