nuked

A poorly rolled joint, if a joint is nuked it looks in bad shape i.e. it hassnt been licked properly, its fairly loose and is pretty much unsmokable.

haha look at ryans spliff its completly nuked out

by Blazzer June 26, 2007

Nuked

When you are stoned as fuck.

Dude, this shit is amazing. I am brain is fuckin nuked.

by Noxi October 11, 2015

nuke

a gay person who likes to let dogs lick peanut butter off his dick.

nuke is a fag.

by awculero April 28, 2012

nuke

The bomb,the shit

This party is nukin'

by clif1405 June 6, 2003

nuked

To take some bonghits of 40x salvia divinorum and trip out mad.

Hey man, want to get nuked?!

by Reh November 3, 2006

nuke

verb.
In either a sequel or patch to an existing video game, this term is used to describe when the game developers weaken a skill, class, attack, character, item, or any other game element (ab)used by players in an attempt to balance the game, to the point of rendering said elements useless.

1. Sonic is WAY too fast in Brawl. They seriously need to nuke that shit.

2. Great...They nuked the most popular armor in the game. Now I have to find a way to get rid of all this junk sitting in my shop.

3. Valve nuked the Scout in the Source version of Counter-Strike. It was SO much better in 1.6.

by Sahrakk July 16, 2008

nuke

a spliff with only tobacco at the beginning, the rest being purely marijuana.

Hey Einstein, how's that nuke comin?

by AdventrureCrew June 3, 2010