vondouche nozzle

when someone is being excessively rude or stupid

"did you see that text David sent me?"
"yeah. where does he come up with that crap?!"
"idk, hes such a vondouche nozzle"

by Bridgette!! March 09, 2009

Douche Nozzle

Samurai topknot hairstyle worn by a hipster, most probably also sporting a beard.

check out the barista with the douche nozzle.

by Wizgy October 28, 2018

nutt nozzle

- another word that refers to the male genitalia

- After I pulled my nutt nozzle out of her mouth, I unleashed a white messy hurricane in her face.

by Wayne D August 12, 2004

douche nozzle

The piece that connects to the douche bag and is the "business" end of the entire "douche" system.

After getting pounded by a big sweaty black man I inserted the douche nozzle into my swollen opening.

by Rob April 22, 2003

Cock nozzle

aka head of penis or the one eyed bandit

hey COCK Nozzle move your ass out of the road. My COCK NOZZLE can do better work his eye shut then these losers.

by wtbydirtyboy83 June 14, 2009

nozzle head

Nozzle Head is another way of calling someone a Douche Bag. Comes in handy at church or where nosey children are present.

"Dave got his ass kicked by the security woman at the Hospital"

"What a Nozzle Head"

by D-Bo Ice April 14, 2007

douche nozzle

tobias wright-like people, usually the biggest douchebag at a lunch table. This person is usually so much of a douche that he/she transcends douche-like name calling, to the point where the term "Douchenozzle" is all that suffices.

Toby, quit being a douche nozzle and eat your lunch
!

by tyler grimes March 09, 2006