Butfuck nowhere

A place so remote there’s nothing to do BUT FUCK

She lives out in butfuck nowhere

by @dickdownevans March 28, 2021

In the middle of butt fuck nowhere

When one is in the middle of nowhere

I was walking in the field when I noticed I was in the middle of butt fuck nowhere

by Jungusboi December 7, 2024

Bum-fuck Nowhere

A scale mainly used in the New Zealand backcountry to describe the remoteness of a location. This tends to be calculated based on how long it’d take you to travel human powered with the gear you have to the nearest state/national highway.

Mate, this has to be at least a fuckin 9.6 on the Bum-fuck nowhere scale…

by Big O Dowie January 3, 2025

Bridge to nowhere

When you pitch a loaf so long, it touches both shorelines of the toilet.

That loaf was so long, a fly could walk across it and get to the other side of the toilet. Almost like a bridge to nowhere.

by Haywood9 July 6, 2025

Butt fucking nowhere

The best type of nowhere to be in

As you can clearly see, I am out here in scenic butt fucking nowhere. And I have to say, the best part about BEING in butt fucking nowhere is the butt fucking

by Lil Skelly July 25, 2024

Nowhere

Aaron, Andy or Jared

You’re nowhereeee (when referring to one of the above names)

by Iinet6719 September 11, 2023

Everywhere and Nowhere

When your friend tells you his super power is invisibility and answers in a “mysterious “ riddle that makes everyone confused

Lucas is everywhere and nowhere

by Robbie Donaldson September 26, 2023