Novella

A Female employee who is a IT Novell Admin, very old, and should have been decommissioned long ago.

Novella is driving me crazy today, another ID10T Error. Problem between Chair and Keyboard.

by DetroitVeteran August 2, 2011

Novelty Inc.

Slave driving route sales distribution company offering Noveltys and general merchandise to the C store market via route slavesmen (salesmen).

I just spent an hour setting up that Novelty floor display, one down, eight more to go! And I get to do it all over again tomorrow! starting at 4:00am.

by Jag III November 13, 2004

Novel Texting

When the person you are texting does not want to have an actual phone conversation so you have to write a lot rather then just being able to say it.

Lucy was crying all night because Brad broke up with her. I tried to call her but she wouldn't answer so I was novel texting her for about an hour.

Bobby was novel texting Cindy the other night because she couldn't talk on the phone. He was trying to convince her to sneak out to go to a party.

by QU33NC0BR4 September 24, 2011

A novel idea

A luxury version of "thats a good idea". A credit to someone's thought whether it be based on fact or bullshit.

Made popular during Rick Santelli's famous rant about home owner bailouts on live TV.

Santelli: "...give it to people who might have a chance to actually prosper down the road and reward people that can carry the water instead of drink the water?"

Random White Guy: "Thats a novel idea!..."

by The Nye Guy March 31, 2009

Novelic

Fucking meaningful

Shakespeare's work was expressed in a novelic way

by JammyMenz January 1, 2012

novelty

something that is different/weird for the sake of being different/weird, not usually having any practical use outside of decoration

A cigarette lighter that shoots out water is a novelty. It has no real purpose in the world except for a small gag.

by JohnWikck September 3, 2019

novie

A "NOvie" is a movie you play during some intimate encounter (that no-one actually watches) to shield you from any uncomfortable silence.

Mike: "Jen came over last night so I popped in a novie and we talked till the mood struck right."

by sunbl00d September 4, 2011