noun

are goddamn kidding me?

spell nouns with capital letters.

by doyou guys nothavecommonasense March 8, 2024

literate (noun)

How *well* you know a language, could be in terms of grammar, spelling, vocabulary, or punctuation.

Guy1: "1800s Americans were more literate (noun) than today's Americans."
Guy2: "Is that really true?"
Guy1: "Yeah, you can look it up pretty easily."

by slightly dirty handle February 29, 2024

Tidy (noun)

From the phrase, 'to have a tidy', meaning to straighten one's clothing, to make oneself neat, or presentable. In men it can also mean to adjust/reposition one's cock and balls (especially necessary on a hot day), usually under the guise of tucking oneself in.

What are you doing with your hands in your trousers? I'm only having a bit of a tidy (noun)!

by LeDiabolique May 17, 2011

Life (noun)

A sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death.There is currently no known cure.

The miracles of baby birth after it is born it has an 100% chance of receiving Life (noun)

by Voltegeist December 10, 2016

Pangolin (noun)

When a lesbian puts on a suit of armor
And goes down on her partner

Pangolin (noun) :That date night was perfect , as soon as we got to her place she went full Pangolin on me.

by Vivian Vile September 1, 2025

mort·gol·ogy (mortg-aul-ojee) - noun

premeditated obligation; pledge to provide basic mortgage knowledge.

an informal extention of mortgage knowledge, created just for newbies .
Origin: 2007– 1 mortg·ol·o·gy ; extracted from scientific words such as astrology, geology

"Wow! The foundation of mort·gol·ogy (mortg-aul-ojee) - noun was created to teach newbies and professionals alike to enjoy the basics of home buying"

by asanchez74 July 6, 2007

Lesbinator (noun)

If someone makes out with a girl which outs herself later as lesbian, he is called a lesbinator.

Sven made out with Sandra at the party. Today she outed herself as a lesbian. He is now a lesbinator (noun).

by davemeetsdave March 27, 2018