When a person is too lazy, drunk or stoned to get up and get a fork to eat their pancakes.
May be filled with syrup. Any fruit topping is acceptable, although extra credit is given for lingonberry.
May be filled with syrup. Any fruit topping is acceptable, although extra credit is given for lingonberry.
by hoobajew August 07, 2011
Norwegian Giftwrapping is an ancient Norwegian hunting tradition. It is the act of wrapping your scrotum over a persons mouth, and then putting your anal sphincter over his nose. You then complete the ritual by making an emission of intestinal gas from the anus.
1. "Hey Lars is sleeping, lets give him a Norwegian Giftwrapping!"
2. "I woke my mum with a Norwegian Giftwrapping the other day. She vomited all over the place, it was hysterical!"
2. "I woke my mum with a Norwegian Giftwrapping the other day. She vomited all over the place, it was hysterical!"
by Norwegian Pecker December 25, 2009
After the popular Beatles song by John Lennon, it is the term for the hard-on you get while talking to a girl only to be turned down when you get to the bedroom.
"Man, this girl was coming on to me, talkin' dirty, telling me she was open for anything... Took me upstairs at the end of the night..."
"Oh yeah? What'd you get out of it?"
"Norwegian wood, man. Norwegian wood."
"Oh yeah? What'd you get out of it?"
"Norwegian wood, man. Norwegian wood."
by Stranger from Toronto May 06, 2009
A Scandinavian Viking diety with extremely massive reproductive appendages protruding from his luscious loins.
Thor was hung like a Norwegian Yak.
by JAJNJD April 07, 2010
When your girl is on her period and she doesn’t shower, you peel the dried blood off and brush your teeth with it
by Little_Lady_225 August 08, 2020
the evolution of blumpkin/lumpkin. you receive a blowjob, while taking a shit, WHILE eating pizza. three of the best feelings in the world.
by norwegian wardog August 25, 2008
by Dave B. October 28, 2003