Norwegian Taco

When a person is too lazy, drunk or stoned to get up and get a fork to eat their pancakes.

May be filled with syrup. Any fruit topping is acceptable, although extra credit is given for lingonberry.

Zach made me pancakes, but I'm too lazy to get a fork; guess it's Norwegian Tacos

by hoobajew August 7, 2011

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Norwegian Giftwrapping

Norwegian Giftwrapping is an ancient Norwegian hunting tradition. It is the act of wrapping your scrotum over a persons mouth, and then putting your anal sphincter over his nose. You then complete the ritual by making an emission of intestinal gas from the anus.

1. "Hey Lars is sleeping, lets give him a Norwegian Giftwrapping!"

2. "I woke my mum with a Norwegian Giftwrapping the other day. She vomited all over the place, it was hysterical!"

by Norwegian Pecker December 24, 2009

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norwegian wood

After the popular Beatles song by John Lennon, it is the term for the hard-on you get while talking to a girl only to be turned down when you get to the bedroom.

"Man, this girl was coming on to me, talkin' dirty, telling me she was open for anything... Took me upstairs at the end of the night..."
"Oh yeah? What'd you get out of it?"
"Norwegian wood, man. Norwegian wood."

by Stranger from Toronto May 5, 2009

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