Ed Cigar

Bad ass drummer from Central Jersey.

Dick: "That Buddy Rich was sure a swell drummer."
Jane: "Sure, but he's no Ed Cigar."

by Monkey Jones October 26, 2008

Iraqi cigar

When someone is fed laxatives and wrapped in plastic wrap like a cigar. When they shit themselves they have become an Iraqi cigar.

It is best to use heavy duty saran wrap when you make an Iraqi cigar.

by Brown Town Clown August 23, 2009

cigar burn

An anus. A butthole. The dime sized brownish pink hole resembles a burn from a cigar

"Your ass stinks, go wash that cigar burn of yours!"

by Brianne1979 January 4, 2006

sweaty cigar

a moist penis

Man she can really smoke a sweaty cigar.

by Big Daddy October 22, 2003

cigar merchant

Another derogatory term for a homosexual man. So named because, like a cigar merchant, he likes to put a good hand rolled length in his mouth and take a long, leisurely drag on it.

"Hey, check out the fag over there - a real cigar merchant."

by Wizards Sleeve November 5, 2006

juicing cigars

The act of sucking a distinguished man's penis.

Monica Lewinsky was really juicing cigars in the white house.

by Sammybammy bo bammy September 2, 2008

human cigar

When a girl takes a hit from a vape, then she proceeds to give a man a blowjob while slowly exhaling, making it look like she is smoking his dick.

Adam:Did you know Jessica smokes?
Dhruv:No
Danny:Yeah she took a hit from a human cigar

by Cool kids 26 May 21, 2017