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Footballers Nipple

A common injury received when playing football. Occurs when the fabric of the shirt rubs against ones chest whilst running, making ones nipples extremely red and very sore. Worse than a kick in the nuts.
''Oh man, I was at 5's last night and my shirt was too baggy. Running about gave me footballers nipple! Had to walk about with plasters on my tits today like Lady Gaga.''
by SORETITS January 19, 2013
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Snappy Nappy Dugout

An ole school urban colloquial term, circa 1970’s, for the female genitalia denoting positive connotations similar to that of couchie, snatch, bubble gum taco, poodie cake, love box, kitty kat, or “ that sweet

thing”.
I’ve been dealing girlie for awhile now. That snappy nappy dugout got me whipped that I don’t even hang with by boys anymore.
by Yaya Abdul December 6, 2020
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Nipple Dial

When your nipple activates your phone (kept in a men's shirt breast pocket) and activates it, sends a text or tweet.
Ooops, it got cold, so I nipple dialed some random garbage..
by High Pitched Whine March 5, 2019
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Nappy Meal Challenge

A hood rat challenge that tests the resolve of even the thirstiest and most hard hitting African Americans. It involves the consumption of 2, 40 ounce malt beverages (preferably steel reserve for a maximum cost to alcohol ratio), 5 pieces of extra crispy fried chicken, and half a watermelon. With all these taking no longer then the duration of a black comedy such as Pooty Tang, Black Dynamite, Tyler Perry, etc...
Dude Chris was so fucked up after completing the Nappy Meal challenge he fell and broke that kitchen table. Dang, Henry's gonna be real mad.
by The Youngest Doog June 22, 2011
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Voldemort's Nipple

A wizard swear or expletive used in the Potter Puppet Pals.
Snape: I'll see you in detention later Mr. Potter.

Harry Potter: Oh Voldemort's Nipple.
by 1,2, blanket. March 12, 2009
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crotch nipple

This term refers to a baby-sized penis which is located on the crotch of a full-grown man.

Most of the major military conflicts in recorded history can probably be blamed on the occurrence of the crotch nipple. There are many crotch nipples in the world, and they are all due to mindless cruelty on the part of God, who does not actually exist.

This term was first coined by hecKtor Dangus in 1991 upon his first viewing of a videotaped performance by GG Allin, for reasons which are readily apparent to anyone who has ever seen GG in the nude.
Confucius say, "man with crotch nipple much more likely to join Marines".

If a man with a crotch nipple were to play his cards right at the dyke bar, he might get lucky with a lipstick lesbian who has a penchant for large clitori.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. July 14, 2010
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Nipple-itis

What happens when your nipples get hard in very cold weather. This happens to men and women. In some cases, nipple-itis can be seen if clothing is tight enough.
It's so cold out, I have nipple-itis.
Did you see Donna's nipple-itis?
by Kip Kooper February 1, 2013
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