Peanut nightmare

A sex move involving a salad a blow dryer and a female dog. It is where you blow the salad up your anus whilst the dog eats it

Did you hear about gaving getting a peanut nightmare

by Jake The Jew Forster January 24, 2015

Living Nightmare

When someone can't sleep and is alone in their bedroom having thoughts of mixed horror film situations, and whenever trying to think of something happy; those thoughts are followed by horror movie situations where happy goes scary.

Robert woke up, took one look at his dark, shadowy room and imagining demons, and killers, unable to have happy thoughts. He was having a living nightmare.

by Anna=) November 6, 2009

waking nightmare

Similar to sleep paralysis. One is woken from sleep unable to move, with an overwhelming sense of fear and dread, resulting from hallucinations and paranoia.

Suffering from waking nightmares I often see creatures lurking in the night.

by Counting Silence June 1, 2016

Dirty Nightmare

The act of having sex with a nasty smelly bitch when your best friend is sleeping next to you. When he wakes up hes gonna wish it was a nightmare

Reed had a terrible dirty nightmare last night in sheldon's room.

Reed: "I wish i would have slept through that dirty nightmare."

by bigsby89 March 24, 2009

Peruvian Nightmare

When a man of Peruvian roots performs oral sex on a female so aggressively that the girl is in so much pain that she orders him to stop. She then proceeds to limp to the bathroom to clean the blood from her vagina. When they awaken the next morning, the man looks at the female and says: "Thanks for the meal."

Jorge is the Peruvian nightmare.

by limburger November 4, 2011

eve's nightmare

sun-burn where the sun don't shine

John: "Why does it hurt so much today honey?"
Cindy: "Oh, I got an eve's nightmare while I was tanning nude..."

by Yoni SteinMcStine May 23, 2006

beautiful nightmare

To dream of someone that you fantasize about; to either be a good dream or a really beautiful nightmare; to love someone who's love is to good to be true!

Listen to beyonce's song- beautiful nightmare aha :D

by Beautiful Nighmare May 23, 2008