Shaftic Neutralization

The chemical reaction that occurs when the acidity of the tip of the penis is fused with a basic household liquid.

When Timmy tried to feed his penis breast milk, Shaftic Neutralization occured.

by Jackson County November 25, 2006

Neutral Meaness

being mean and rude to someone and they are doing the same thing

Our conversation had a neutral meaness

by fatman708can March 11, 2011

Reader Neutral

Allowing dyslexicly spelled words in print without correcting it.

Tom spelled the word knokced instead of knocked because he is dyslexic, but the teacher can't correct him due to the school's new reader neutral policy which requires acceptance of all spellings.

by choad al amode May 6, 2019

neutral gender

A person characterized by their lack of sexual organs.

Guy: "We should have sex right now."
Girl: "No I am a neutral gender."
Guy: "What?"
Girl: "See, I ain't got nothin' down there, and ain't nothin' up here...I'm blank"
Guy: "You're a god damn beaver...ewwww"

by ADT July 17, 2007

Joker's neutral special

A plain and simple model gun. Often used to make fun of the simple weapon, the fact that Kirby can copy the gun, and anything in between.

For Joker's neutral special, he wields a gun.

by MelecieDiancie April 20, 2019

White Trash Neutral

A term - not unlike "carbon neutral" of global warming fame - which is used to describe a point system for the rating of your white trash tendencies.

I just slammed a Heineken(+1) Tall Boy(-1), leaving me at White Trash Neutral for the day...

by Done Deal September 9, 2012

Neutral Milk Hotel

A band that is an offshoot of the Elephant 6. Thier music is considered a mixture of folk, fuzz-folk, and punk with a small amount of psychedelia and rock. Produced many songs but released only two true albums before going their seperate ways in 1999.

What is your favorite Neutral Milk Hotel lyric?

by Thomas Christopher Bradshaw April 23, 2004