neutral milk hotel

an incredible band with even more incredible lyrics. too bad they only made 2 albums i'm gonna cry.

Sweet communist
The communist daughter
Standing on the sea-weed water
Semen stains the mountain tops
With cocoa leaves along the border
Sweetness sings from every corner
Cars careening from the clouds
The bridges burst and twist around
And wanting something warm and moving
Bends towards herself the soothing
Proves that she must still exist
She moves herself about her fist
Sweet communist
The communist daughter
Standing on the sea-weed water
Semen stains the mountain tops

by koopapa February 15, 2005

gender neutral

Gender classification where one individual does not feel/belong to neither genders.
Lack of gender resolve and behaves like both but mostly neither genders.
Doesn't view themselves as either or both genders.
Use they/the, pronouns.

Sam isn't really a gender. They're gender neutral in all truth - going for neither genders.

by Gaara.paradise August 30, 2016

Cambridge University of Neutron Technology

A really funny fake university. See also Sam Houston Institute of Technology.

I went to Cambridge University of Neutron Technology and I still remember the day I graduated from CUNT University.

by Andrew June 18, 2006

jimmy neutron

Some genius kid who has a shit swirl as a hairdo. Whenever he tries to explain something that is impossible, some gay faggot starts singing, overlapping the conversation. (example: when Jimmy tries to explain how he's breathing in space, the fatfuck Carl starts singing his ass off, covering up what jimmy is saying.) He has a robotic dog that can do anything, from flying like a helicopter to extracting stem cells from it's victims.

It's a plane! It's a bird! It's Superman! Oh, no wait....it's just Jimmy Neutron with that shitswirl hairdo on his head.

by Wasabimoto April 1, 2007

net neutrality

An idea whereby all access to the collective Internets is equal. Where no limits on different throughputs or access to services are placed.

Senator Stevens on Net Neutrality:
The internet is not something that you just dump something on... It's not a big truck, it's a series of tubes!

You sir, are an idiot!

by Cam!!!!!111oneoneone! August 22, 2006

gym class trigeminal neuralgi-fake

when highscool kids scream out in pain (most often girls) and fall to the floor screaming and demanding to be benched. its really fun to do.

tanya was walking into the gymnasium when she saw the flyer for soccer drills she hated soccer so she decided to pull a gym class trigeminal neuralgi-fake by hitting the deck and screaming
"CRAAAAMPS! CRAMPPS!!!! AAGHH MY OVARIESS ARE BLEEDING! IM SHOOTING WOMANLY FLUIDS OUT MY VAGINA!!"

by lenabean December 19, 2005

neutral buoy

A statement or action that cannot be clearly defined as a flirtatious gesture or a friendly act.

I really like her, but she keeps on throwing me neutral buoys. I can't decide if she likes me the same way.

by Rob Driscoll May 22, 2008