neighbor

People who live adjacent to you.

They may live next door, down the road, on the other side of the wall, on top of you, or below you.

They can be nice, rude, outgoing, shy, or cool. They may bake plates of browines or cookies for you. They may have sex a lot. They may blast shitty music at unreasonable hours. You may hang out with them a lot. You may never see them.

Weather you love them or hate them, you had better learn to live with them, because they live so close to you, after all.

Make sure that your neighbor isnt a serial murderer/rapist.

by JakeStar April 28, 2005

Number neighbor

Someone with same number as you but the last digit is one off.

Ex: 123-456-7891
The number neighbors would be

123-456-7890

123-456-7892

My number neighbor just texted me and he's really weird. His numer ends in 1234 and mine is 1235

by savvymcjay August 8, 2019

Neighbornet

The internet you get when mooching off of a neighbor's wireless connection, as opposed to just the regular internet you get directly. Unlike the regular internet, the neighbornet is slower, and dies randomly, but it's free.

"Shit, brah, my router's busted. I'm stuck checkin' Facebook on the neighbornet coming from the guy across the hall."

by Zrazor August 17, 2008

neigh

No.

Neigh, I'll have none of that sh*te.

by BEGONETHOTS January 29, 2019

next door neighbor

person who lives right next, or directly beside you.
the person who lives closest to you.
neighbor girl who is also your dream girl, the all american girl.

i had to bum a ride from my next door neighbor or i was gona be late for work.

by stiffler'smom September 18, 2014

Naisha

Naisha is a wonderful beautiful, talented princess and likes to make story's she is adorable and makes a good girlfriend and she is a sexy once those clothes come off

I wish my girlfriend I had a girlfriend like Naisha

by You_already_know_me May 31, 2019

neighbours can’t be choosers

A play on 'beggars can't be choosers' – you get what you are given and don't complain, you can’t avoid them, they are your neighbours. Even though the very sight of them fills you with despair because of their passive aggressive notes and incessant complaints about noise, the bins etc.

"I heard your neighbour was complaining about your messy garden again"
"Pffft, neighbours can’t be chooserss"

by mummazumbe August 15, 2015