Negabolity

A false positive, where the sum is not equal to the whole. Any negative thing that can or cannot be quantified, measured, put in a bucket, or stacked. Something out of whack, or in the wrong whack to begin with.

1. Bush's speech was full of negabolity.
2. Bear Stearns investment portfolio was negabolity.
3. My boss was immersing the entire office in his negabolity.

by Matt S Johnston January 15, 2009

negahips

When a woman has hips that are narrower than her breasts.

"Damn, dude. That chick would be fly, if it weren't for her negahips."

by ThisIsBill March 31, 2010

negasstivity

a stupid, foolish, or stubborn persons' attitude characteristically lacking in constructiveness, helpfulness, optimism or open-mindedness.

“Damn! Dudes' negasstivity is bringing the whole worlds' happiness down!”

by bill b licious May 7, 2010

negatester

A protester, but negative. They protest against protesters. They dont like protesters, so they negatest...from their couches

I dont like what their protesting against

Dude, dont be such a negatester

by couuuurtneyyy August 10, 2010

negagasm

That feeling you get get when you actually feel your ejaculate being sucked back into your body - so much so that it actually cools your body and sends shivers down your spine. That, ladies and gentlemen, is the negagasm.

The other day, I asked my bitch to make me a sammich... after she had finished the morsel, she put it in front of me... longingly I looked at it, feeling that something was wrong... NO MAYO?!!! Bitch nearly gave me a negagasm!!!

I had a negagasm when I saw she had man parts.

See Apple products.

by VeryUrbanDweller May 20, 2011

negadose

Noun that describes how much of an effective ingredient is contained in a dose of homeopathic medicine. An antonym to megadose. If a megadose contains a billion molecules, a negadose contains one molecule. Contrary to certain claims, taking a negadose cannot consist of taking less than nothing.

There is no way that homeopathic remedy can work because the active ingredient has been diluted down to only one molecule, and such a negadose cannot possibly be effective.

by TommH January 12, 2012

negatastic

An emphatic way to express an opinion of severe and definitive negativity.

"Maybe you should name your child Carlos."

"Negatastic!"

by Emzee August 2, 2012