Necking

An alternative form of hugging practiced by long necked xenoes (For instance unidentified blue giraffes) where the hugger wraps his neck around the hugged as seen in "Humans don't Make Good Pets VII", this form of hugging causes

strangulation if attempted by a Homo Sapiens Sapiens (Human)

"Once the blue-giraffe necking session was over, those who had been taking cover in the engine room began looking for survivors throughout the ship."

by WilliamW2010 January 21, 2024

Turbo necking

Someone who kisses in full view of others.

Kissing over enthusiastically on the dance floor In full view of others - would be deemed to be turbo necking.

by Gang reen July 12, 2015

Turtle necking

Slapping someone on there neck so hard that there head and neck sink into there shoulders looking as if a turtle in its shell

I was turtle necking the mess out of James after he lost the game for us

by Healefty November 26, 2017

V - Necking

Similar to rubber necking. Walking into a room in the middle of someone else's meeting. Often in the hope of building dossier of gossip or look down a woman's v-neck jumper.

Did you see that filthy perve of a HR manager v - necking Jill's cleavage?

by Vongles December 14, 2017

thicc necking

When you're Tony the Tiger watching GameAttack while eating some flakes to make your neck fayyer

I'm over here thicc necking with Bolen and Greyson

by Doorgoo November 12, 2018

French Necking

A slang word describing the combined acts of cunnilingus and felatio

But Father, we were only french necking.

by Froggy 181 February 8, 2019

Club Necking

“Basically right, club necking is where you’re in a club and you see a fit bird and you say ‘ay, come ere’ (necking sounds)” -my brother Ben

Ollie: Sam whats club necking?
Sam: well my brother said it’s like this, (definition of club necking)

by Big_Wang123 January 1, 2020