natch

n. The NATure CHannel. Also as: Natch, NatCh and (rarely) NATCH. Usually follows a definite article.

Heya chap, were you watching 'When Bears Attack' last night on the natch? Was it not the shizzle?

by UncoolCentral October 26, 2005

natch

Literally, from or of the rump. Originally used as a meatpacking term. Can be used to substitute any form of a negative word.

Dude, I just took Dr. Baumer's test - it was freakin' natch!

Yo goat, wash your stinky ass socks man...they smell super natch.

I boned Ashley last night and her cunt was natch.

by B'jackoff October 15, 2004

Natch

A shortened version of "biznatch"

Reese: So then Carey slapped her right in front of Tom.
Mariah: Geese, she's such a natch.

by thegreatestshineonearth May 22, 2009

Netch

Slang for Netflix and chill

Yo girl, wanna netch

by Stockie October 9, 2015

Netchill

A discreet slang of Netflix and chill to be used in crowded places or when the person who got netchilled is near.

"I used to netchill that girl"
"And what happen?"
"Season 2 of BoJack Horseman"

by Not a teacher October 25, 2015

natch

A degroatory term for a short, ugly man. Typically used in reference to someone from the southern united states, such as Florida, who can be described as a geek and dweeb. A "natch" will typically be someone who swing dances or lindy-hops, engages in a profession such as engineering and will usually host an uninteresting blog about himself and his numerous inconsequential achievements.

Dude! I don't care about what connection speed your cell phone gets to the internet! Stop being such a natch!

by Le Pepy July 13, 2005

natch

n. One who is a slutty dirty skanky hoe // Natcher: One who steals something

You natchy comff natcher

by Meg January 1, 2005