nearhead

A total dunce, like you

Go eat plywood you fucking nearhead

by binginglebrob January 3, 2021

Nearra

A beautiful young women who just wants to be loved and is very loyal to those she loves. Nearra is a very smart young lady who loves to have fun, but is super laid back and chill.

I really like Nearra. :)

by Nearra.alexis March 16, 2021

neat nert

Any person who appears gay; a word created by Robert S. after he discovered rainbow hair.

Pappy saw the rainbow hair on a girl at the gas station and said, “She’s a little neat nert”

by Neat Nert June 6, 2021

Near COVID experience

When you escape infection, because you missed a meeting with a person, that turned out to be infected.

"Hey babe, remember when you wanted to come over, but decided stay home?"
"Yeah, your roommate tested positive next day."
"That's what I call a near COVID experience."

by TheInfectious February 6, 2022

Neary Theory

Grounds to stop a car with more than one hubcap off, clear coat missing, older than 1995, or with out of state tags.

You can never go wrong using the Neary Theory.

by Clearwarning February 10, 2022

Neamtu

Is an abbreviation from Nothing Except Andog's Mighty Twitter Username

Friend: Neamtu
Andog: Shut up!

by GalaXy_11232 February 19, 2022

noodle nart

A noodle nart is a generic pop-tart.

Look at Timmy over there, his parents bought him noodle narts!

by dustinfl October 13, 2011