Ass Navigator

A badly trashed, abused Lincoln SUV.

Person 1: "Tom's ride is so pimp."

Person 2: "What? You mean that Ass Navigator he picked up at the police auction last summer? That thing's had the shit kicked out of it real bad."

Person 1: "It's still cool, though."

Person 2: "Yeah. At least he has a car. Unlike some people I know."

Person 1: "Hey, shut up!"

Person 2: "Hahahahahaha!"

by Mick O'Neill December 6, 2006

nickel navigator

shitty ass cheap car

Joe Dirt drives a nickel navigator

by tony January 8, 2004

monkey navigated

To be controlled and run by monkeys, mainly in boats, ships or planes.

I work in a monkey-navigated jumbo jet.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003

Fleece Navidad

This is what you call the holiday when an entire family decides to wear Snuggies for Christmas morning or Eve.

Look, Honey, these Snuggies are buy-one-get-three-free today. We could all wear them on Christmas morning and have a Fleece Navidad!

by Atomic Honey December 9, 2010

navigator

This is used in conjunction with the shocker. The hand formation for the shocker stays the same, but also put your thumb out. With this you can stimulate the clitorus.

She wanted it so bad I had to use the navigator.

by dcash March 5, 2003

navigator whore

when youre driving, and the dumbass riding with you feels compelled to direct every minute correction you make, youve got yourself a navigator whore.

Similar to backseat driver

Carla: get into your left lane. watch out for that van. speed up to go through this light. left, left, left!

You: I know where the fuck im going, shut up, you navigator whore!

by viciousk May 25, 2009

navija

Super cool kid that is in love with an old man. Also has a MASSIVE PENIS. Like Over 18 inches

Person 1: Is that Navija?
Person 2: Yeah it is. I heard he was in love with an old man.
Person 1: I heard he has a SUPER LARGE DONG.

by Evenne Morgan Burgess June 26, 2022