narcissistic

Mr. Vos - A man who lies through his teeth left and right, and has no idea what he is talking about.
"Max for wireless b is 11. Max for wireless A is 54. Unless you use duplexing. What is the max speed wireless can handle when it was made? 108!" -Mr. Vos

Sorry Johnny the max when it was made was 54.
by Johnny V November 16, 2004
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narcissist

1. Someone who wants to bring attention to themselves (usually online) through threatening others of doing self-harm, saying that they are in a poor condition when they aren't, or trying to turn a bad situation onto themselves.

2. Someone who wants to be the center of attention of a large group of people by doing anything they can.
Kim keeps talking about depression, but she's been pretty happy and cheerful when stalking her. She's such a narcissist.
by SomeRandomPersonTbh May 12, 2018
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narcissistic

a word that means someone conceded or full of themselves :) haha me
you are the most narcissistic person i know...
by amos:gweeks27 March 05, 2019
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Narcissistic asshole

Someone who is so incredibly self absorbed that they are blinded by their general assholeness towards others. No one likes him but everyone is friends with him. All the ladies love him even though he is incapable of expressing emotion because well... he's an asshole. Only of the male gender.
Girl 1: Wow isn't Ben so beautiful

Girl 2: Ya until you realize he's a narcissistic asshole
by coolcatz221 May 15, 2015
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narcissistic cannibal

A person who uses others for his or her own personal gain and abruptly ends the "relationship" when the person is of no further use to them. This person is often physically or emotionally draining to be around and seems to become more energetic as others become drained.
Jason: I don't understand why Lauren won't call me back anymore to hang out.
Willis: She doesn't need you to drive her places now.
Jason: I thought we were still friends.
Willis: She's a narcissistic cannibal, she doesn't make real friends. She just uses them up.
by whatsuppdawg February 04, 2012
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Narcissistic prick

This person only thinks about themselves tries to put everyone down around them.. this person is rude,inconsiderate, thoughtless, prick,asshole.. every day of his life.. he tries to manipulate people but really he's the fool because he's the one being manipulated.. boarder line personality PTSD Psychopathic piece of s***
do you see that Terry over there acting like a narcissistic prick by being annoying as fuck and trying to have all the attention being brought to him.. Hey he is just a plan asshole about everything in life..
by Weseakasquad November 23, 2016
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narcissistic douchebags

People who find pleasure in being a dick towards other and do nothing positive.
Danny Young stayed to his normal ways, and continued to be a scum, like all the narcissistic douchebags in the world.
by Chaz11 December 02, 2015
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